TACO, Trump always chickens out. Chickens have taken umbrage at this insult, since the advent of English language, people have been chickening out and chickens have continued to cross the road without as much as a ‘buck buck bagawk’. But now they have started to squawk and are raising quite a shindy, their concerns are why is it always them, when it comes to a ‘no show’. Well boxers duck against their adversaries in the ring, so do politicians when faced with uncomfortable questions, but when it comes to cowardice, poor chickens have to face the brunt, they can’t even chicken out, you see. Donald should probably ‘quack’ out, after his namesake Disney toon, though to be sure Donald Ducky has disowned Donald Trump a long time ago.
Chickens have represented, why not ‘Trump always beefs out’ or ‘porks’ out may even be better taking a cue from George Orwell’s classic Animal Farm . To be honest, he has demonstrated his ‘pig headedness’ on many an occasions earlier, especially with the tariff business. He has a ‘monkey mind’ and is always up to his ‘monkey tricks’ too, so may be ‘monkeyed’ out may fit the bill. Orang-utan also comes to mind, after all there is a striking resemblance to the ‘orange’ coloured hairs.
Beefing out though thankfully has been spared, else Indian sensibilities would be hurt, so also ‘pork out’ with the Islamic world, but there are plenty of animals out there, they could pick any which takes their fancy, but spare the chickens the blushes. As it is, this time around Trump has been accused of ‘counting his chickens’ before they were even hatched, especially the Iranian nuclear capability ones. After all he has opened a ‘can of worms’ and has got the goat of the whole world. He has never been the one to ‘hold his horses’, so his incessant blabbering on social media have even put the babblers (the seven sisters) to shame. He has been behaving like a bull in the china shop and there is no one who can take this bull by the Hor-muz.
Trump’s quest for a regime change in Iran is turning out to be a ‘wild goose chase’, the Yanks have sort of perfected this art, looking for those non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and Taliban in Afghanistan. Chickens have heaved a huge sigh of relief that they are domesticated, else Trump would have probably gone on that wild chicken chase too. He presumed the Iranians would be strutting around like ‘headless chickens’ after the strikes, well they seem to have trumped Trump and instead now, Chickens will definitely come home to roost soon. November mid terms are round the corner, when the ‘wolf in sheep’s clothing’ of MAGA will reveal his true colours and turn into MARA, Make America Regret Again. Well you literally killed it guys!
14 thoughts on “MARA : MAKE AMERICA REGRET AGAIN”
Very witty
You’ve got a very witty, versatile and fertile thinking Sir, enjoyable to the core. Interesting times ahead.
Lovely
Lovely piece of Ass-d’Trump.
lovely article sir. sutle humor dealing with burning issue with a humorous flavor. love your writing
Nicely written Suyash. DT is an inspiring personality indeed. 😂. He is not ‘Cow’ing down anytime soon. 👏👏👏
Congrats. A sharp satirical core as well as playful, layered with idioms, and politically pointed. And, of course, chickens would very much like their name cleared.
Suyash, do you need to visit the USA? Visa is at stake; be ready to be Trumed!
Well written. I have found Trump to be a complex character. Domestic pressure may force Trump to chicken out and MARA.
Nicely done Suyash. !
If words were swords, Trump would have got the message, I guess
The author has expressed the plight of poor chickens in a very poignant manner, our heart goes out to them. So the million dollar question remains, which species will volunteer to bear this ignominy?
That was another humourous take on the clown in chief of the most powerful country. Wodehouse style wit is become your trademark. Keep at it Suyash, great to read and with a chuckle. 👏
Witty and sharp. Hope the chickens get due justice 😄
👍very nice
Trump is going with a well-planned strategy, which we unfortunately have not yet figured out. Its finance for himself, not MAGA. He knows the white Americans are sold out on him and his MAGA, least, realising that the US was running because of immigrants. The present US Gen Z are incapable, and that is why one coy has stopped US citizens recruitment. He has Boy Scouts in his adm and fires his Gens. So he has plans for a post-presidency Trump empire. So get ready for more chaos.