Trump Putin in Alaska, sounds like Johar Mahmood in HongKong, old timers would recall a comedy movie starring IS Johar and Mahmood. While the movie was a fictitious comedy, the Alaska summit was itself quite a farce. Trump won his Presidential election on the premise that he would ensure that Russia-Ukraine smoke the peace pipe within days of his coming to power. Well it has been months and Russia and Ukraine continue to be at each other’s throats. Trump considers himself to be a peacemaker par excellence and has already staked a claim to the Nobel Peace Prize umpteen number of times.
What went on in the tete-a-tete which Vlad and Don indulged in has been a matter of conjecture amongst the global geo-political analysts. The meme world has also gone berserk with one version doing the rounds where Putin tells Trump that he should return Alaska and take Ukraine, Trump declines, so Putin then offers that Trump should retain Alaska and Putin could retain Ukraine. Donald then feels that this deal is a fair one. There is another one where after the summit, Trump hands over a blank white sheet to Zelensky which Putin had sent and Zelensky then says the sheet is blank, where Trump tells him that he is expected to wave that to Putin and sue for peace.
Be that as it may, what would a scribe have given to be a fly on the wall there. I will let you in on a secret, I was there, and have the first hand news of what transpired within the four walls there. After the pleasantries and the customary handshake, no hugs mind you, Putin first told him the ground situation where Russian troops were physically present in Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson oblasts apart from Crimea which of course has been with Russia since 2014. Trump was stumped, there was no way in hell he could pronounce any of these regions, he started with Zzzz and then gave up, so he just grunted ok. Putin was overjoyed and presumed that Trump had just consented on the current state of affairs. Then Putin put forth his final request that while Ukraine cannot be admitted in NATO but Russia can and should immediately be incorporated as a member. Once Russia joins NATO, then Russia has a security guarantee and the threat from Ukraine is then taken care of. In addition he assured Donald his friend that this feather in his cap is a surefire ticket to the elusive Nobel. Then he invited him to Moscow for the next round to finalise the deal once and for all.
Trump returned triumphant after this highly successful summit, where he had not only secured peace but also assured himself of a Nobel, after all if Obama could why can’t he? His predecessor in his first inning as President fought two wars during his Presidency, and did not broker any ceasefires whatsoever, whereas Trump had bombed only Iran so far and brokered peace between warring nations cutting across continents from Israel-Hamas, Cambodia – Thailand, Ethiopia-Rwanda, India -Pakisatan and now Russia-Ukraine, the icing on the cake. So obviously, Trump’s claim is genuine. In the ultimate bargain Nobel for Trump is too small a price for the world to return to sanity. Let us all together lend our support to this worthy cause.
Disclaimer: This is a piece of fiction and any similarity in events is purely coincidental.
19 thoughts on “Trump-Putin in Alaska”
Ha ha ha, Russia joining the NATO will also guarantee EU security 🙂 Brilliant !!!
Absolutely Brilliant, Suyash!
Out of the Box Solution to resolve all conflicts!
Amazing as always, Suyash!
Your sense in non-sense!
Keep up the good work!!! 👍👍👍
Nothing better than the news these days . It has trumped the TRP of all comedy shows .
All comedians are getting serious now at Trump’s debut in this field . Zelenskyy is perhaps the only true blood comedian is now trying his hand in silent comedy as he is speechless at the turn of events …
I guess you are right, let him get to stop becos after this he will fight the courts. Make hay now. Makes sense in non sense.
Oh Trump, you are a knowall. God bless America.
A muddle changing colors by the minute!!
Tongue in cheek, or Trumped in check. Very well conceptualized. Subtle humour is your hallmark.
Trump’s name has already been proposed by Field Marshal Munir ,so there is every possibility of getting the coveted prize .
Out of the world, for a worldly comedy. Suyesh, you’re absolutely not alone in seeing it that way. But you are marvelous. Keep it coming.
Witty and sharp! The Johar-Mehmood comparison sets the tone perfectly for this satirical take on global diplomacy. Loved it!
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Good sattire
Suyesh..that was marvelous. Your take is absolutely brilliant, and the fictional satire is just too good. The hubristic and narcissistic personality of Trump may succeed, at least in Ukraine.
Keep it coming, Suyesh
“Zzzz” I am reminded of Vivekamunandan….by Trump in his first innings.
Very well written Sir. A Humourous and succinct satire on the state of things
Perhaps there comes a time where both Ukraine & Russia reconcile to the status-quo
That elusive Nobel 😁 Wonderfully explained peppered with good humour !!!!
Tarif pe tarif ki tarikh pe tarikh….. Akkad, bakkad, bambe bo, pachis, pachaas, nabbe, sau……..
And the circus continues !!!! 😁
Ha ha … I notice your imagination is soaring!